The Story of How Gerbitz Came To Be...
Once upon a time their lived 4 boys, each a lover of skateboarding. One was named Kenan, he was the cutest of them all, and a great skater at that. All the other, to be Gerbitz were jealous of Kenan and hated him through their lust to be as sexy. Maybe the most jealous was Logan, Logan was the goody goody, the last person you would see getting into trouble. He could only wish he could skate like Kenan, or get as many fine honeys as Kenan did, this only added to his frustration. One day, while Logan was riding his tricycle to his friend Xenias house, John hit him with is red Volvo, it was love at first sight, and from then on John was a Gerbitz kid. John's a very calm guy, don't worry about missing an exit, he won't blame it on you. And lastly... we have Connor, the best Gerbitz kid. He is known for his 50 50 180s and 50 50 shuvs on massive red curbs. I would love to say that Connor gets all the ladies.....but he doesn't, he seems to attract more men then women. Connors penis is approximated at .2 of a centimeter. Oh....did i forget about our documentors? Jannik Pinnau, and Will Hicks, two homosexual african americans who originally filmed gay porn, but ended up becoming the official Gerbitz filmers after selling all their dildos and buying mark 1's :) So that's our history, expect to see some sweet 2 inch slappy noseslides on red curbs and kickflips over sidewalk squares in our upcoming video "Gerbitz sixfitz."
-X3N1A
